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Dear Sir,

REF: GAZETTE, RELEASE OF YOUR LONG OUTSTANDING FUND,

Sequel to telephone calls and fax messages received recently, I have decided to assist you in my capacity to make sure that you are paid. My decision to assist you was informed by the unpatriotic attitude of some Government officials who collude with fraudulent companies overseas, to defraud our genuine foreigners like you. Beware of Touts telling you not to answer any other calls, that you will be paid, through the back door, is a lie. All payments to outside the country all over the world goes through International Banks Of Settlements, and are made by wire transfer or certified bank draft only.

I have to call for your file sometimes as a sequel to the pressure from one of your so called Nigerian partners requesting me to help him transfer your fund to another account belonging to a construction company in China, different from the one contained in your file. He was unable to produce a power of attorney from you which we requested for to facilitate the change, as the people contacting you might have seen your name in the gazette or computer among people to be paid and start making moves to con you.

Because of that your fund was called back from our correspondent bank in new your and deposited in our suspense account with a commercial bank here in Nigeria

Therefore be informed that due to the regulation / accreditation of funds world wide our federated oil reserve account #: 3582-024992-001, Swift Code: SCBLUS33, with Standard Chartered Bank, New York, will be again debited on "Turn Key" for this payment, hence your payment comes under category "B" schedule of the federal government of Nigeria financial regulation on monetary matters Act - Section 4 -2b of 2013, budget gazette as amended in our 2015, supplementary. Your payment code under this schedule is 010CBFG/EC11XXXV-SERIAL A. Online access telephone number will be given to you to access your fund with our correspondent bank "Standard Chartered Bank" and make a transfer on your own to any account of your choice all over the world.

Disregard all contacts from your so call Nigerian or foreign partners, if you would want us to help release your fund, because you can not be paid through those scammers you have been dealing with, if you doubt we can allow you again to continue with them for another six months and see if you can be paid even a cent or not, then if finally you are not paid you can come back to us and start all over again, and all communications must be by E-Mail Or Telephone only, this is for the interest of your fund and for security reasons, and also to avoid delay as we are at the second quarter of the year

We are sorry for any inconveniences this might have caused you for the delay to release your fund, Please help the central bank of Nigeria, to serve you better and also accept our equal service to all, by complying according to the rules and regulations of the bank,

We wait for your urgent response,

Yours faithfully

Fola Adebisi Shonubi
Deputy Governor/CBN
Foreign Operations

Dear Sir,

REF: GAZETTE, RELEASE OF YOUR LONG OUTSTANDING FUND,

Sequel to telephone calls and fax messages received recently, I have decided to assist you in my capacity to make sure that you are paid. My decision to assist you was informed by the unpatriotic attitude of some Government officials who collude with fraudulent companies overseas, to defraud our genuine foreigners like you. Beware of Touts telling you not to answer any other calls, that you will be paid, through the back door, is a lie. All payments to outside the country all over the world goes through International Banks Of Settlements, and are made by wire transfer or certified bank draft only.

I have to call for your file sometimes as a sequel to the pressure from one of your so called Nigerian partners requesting me to help him transfer your fund to another account belonging to a construction company in China, different from the one contained in your file. He was unable to produce a power of attorney from you which we requested for to facilitate the change, as the people contacting you might have seen your name in the gazette or computer among people to be paid and start making moves to con you.

Because of that your fund was called back from our correspondent bank in new your and deposited in our suspense account with a commercial bank here in Nigeria

Therefore be informed that due to the regulation / accreditation of funds world wide our federated oil reserve account #: 3582-024992-001, Swift Code: SCBLUS33, with Standard Chartered Bank, New York, will be again debited on "Turn Key" for this payment, hence your payment comes under category "B" schedule of the federal government of Nigeria financial regulation on monetary matters Act - Section 4 -2b of 2013, budget gazette as amended in our 2015, supplementary. Your payment code under this schedule is 010CBFG/EC11XXXV-SERIAL A. Online access telephone number will be given to you to access your fund with our correspondent bank "Standard Chartered Bank" and make a transfer on your own to any account of your choice all over the world.

Disregard all contacts from your so call Nigerian or foreign partners, if you would want us to help release your fund, because you can not be paid through those scammers you have been dealing with, if you doubt we can allow you again to continue with them for another six months and see if you can be paid even a cent or not, then if finally you are not paid you can come back to us and start all over again, and all communications must be by E-Mail Or Telephone only, this is for the interest of your fund and for security reasons, and also to avoid delay as we are at the second quarter of the year

We are sorry for any inconveniences this might have caused you for the delay to release your fund, Please help the central bank of Nigeria, to serve you better and also accept our equal service to all, by complying according to the rules and regulations of the bank,

We wait for your urgent response,

Yours faithfully

Fola Adebisi Shonubi
Deputy Governor/CBN
Foreign Operations

Hello!

Í háve bád news for you.
14/03/2020 - on thís dáy Í hácked your operátíng system ánd got full áccess to your áccount axierruiz.desvariandoando@blogger.com

Ít ís useless to chánge the pássword, my málwáre íntercepts ít every tíme.

How ít wás:
Ín the softwáre of the router to whích you were connected thát dáy, there wás á vulnerábílíty.
Í fírst hácked thís router ánd pláced my málícíous code on ít.
When you entered ín the ínternet, my troján wás ínstálled on the operátíng system of your devíce.

Äfter thát, Í máde á full dump of your dísk (Í háve áll your áddress book, hístory of víewíng sítes, áll fíles, phone numbers ánd áddresses of áll your contácts).

Ä month ágo, Í wánted to lock your devíce ánd ásk for á smáll ámount of money to unlock.
But Í looked át the sítes thát you regulárly vísít, ánd cáme to the bíg delíght of your fávoríte resources.
Í'm tálkíng ábout sítes for ádults.

Í wánt to sáy - you áre á bíg pervert. You háve unbrídled fántásy!

Äfter thát, án ídeá cáme to my mínd.
Í máde á screenshot of the íntímáte websíte where you háve fun (how díd you másturbáte).
Äfter thát, í took off your joys (usíng the cámerá of your devíce). Ít turned out beáutífully, do not hesítáte.

Í ám strongly belíve thát you would not líke to show these píctures to your relátíves, fríends or colleágues.
Í thínk $983 ís á very smáll ámount for my sílence.
Besídes, Í spent á lot of tíme on you!

Í áccept money only ín Bítcoíns.
My BTC wállet: 1CRKWJcwVofS7HqP4UnezYFTWv1g4sKYqb

You do not know how to replenísh á Bítcoín wállet?
Ín ány seárch engíne wríte "how to send money to btc wállet".
Ít's eásíer thán send money to á credít cárd!

For páyment you háve á líttle more thán two dáys (exáctly 50 hours).
Do not worry, the tímer wíll stárt át the moment when you open thís letter. Yes, yes .. ít hás álreády stárted!

Äfter páyment, my vírus ánd dírty photos wíth you self-destruct áutomátícálly.
Nárrátíve, íf í do not receíve the specífíed ámount from you, then your devíce wíll be blocked, ánd áll your contácts wíll receíve á photos wíth your "joys".

Í wánt you to be prudent.
- Do not try to fínd and destroy my vírus! (áll your dátá ís álreády uploáded to á remote server)
- Do not try to contact me (thís ís not feásíble, sender áddress generáted áutomátícálly)
- Váríous securíty servíces wíll not help you; formáttíng á dísk or destroyíng á devíce wíll not help eíther, sínce your dátá ís álreády on á remote server.

P.S. Í guárántee you thát Í wíll not dísturb you ágáín áfter páyment, ás you áre not my síngle víctím.
Thís ís á hácker code of honor.

From now on, Í ádvíse you to use good ántívíruses ánd updáte them regulárly (severál tímes á dáy)!

Don't be mád at me, everyone hás theír own work.

Fárewell.