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Estimados Señores:

Tengo el honor de presentarle un producto que se adapta plenamente a las necesidades de su empresa. Nuestro producto le permitirá llegar a nuevos clientes e incrementar de manera inmediata sus ventas.

Le presentamos una base de datos de empresas con los datos de contacto de sus dueños y directivos.

El catálogo incluye más de un millón de direcciones, y es uno de los mayores en el mercado español.

Contiene datos tales como: nombre de la empresa, domicilio social, datos de contacto del dueño, e-mail,teléfono, fax, página web, etc.

Puede empezar a usar el catálogo y promocionar sus productos inmediatamente.

El retorno de la inversión está garantizado.
¡Lo compra una vez y lo puede usar toda la vida!

*** Base de datos de empresas españolas 2020 - 1.549.800 registros. - 190 € - Sólo hasta el 07.11.2019

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Atentamente,
Carlos Martinez

Hello,

Good day.

I have chosen you to participate in my yearly donation program.

Get back to me for more details.


Chief Executive Officer (CEO)
Mrs Carrie Perrodo
PERENCO Oil Group
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrie_Perrodo

Hello

I am Lee Valiant, Head of Compliance at Fubon Bank (Hong Kong) Ltd. I am contacting you regarding the estate of Mr. Alfred and an investment placed under our bank's management 5 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of this information. In 2014, the subject matter, came to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 14.5 million USD, which he wished to have us invest on his behalf. Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at over 10 million USD. In mid 2014, he instructed that the yielded profits and interest be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in France. We made arrangements with a specialist bank in France (Flemmings Private Bank) who agreed to receive this money for a fee and after transfer was effected we did not hear from Alfred.

Flemmings Private Bank recently alerted us that their Customer base review last year revealed that this money has not been claimed. On further investigation we found out that Alfred was involved in an accident in Mainland China, which means he died intestate. He has no next of kin and the reason I am writing you is because due to our code of conduct we are not allowed to show personal interest on funds of this nature and I am obliged to help put Mr. Alfred's funds to good use.

What I propose is that since I have exclusive access to his file (I was his accounts officer at the time), you will be made the beneficiary of these funds (I will have all legal documents including his death certificate put in place and I will send the account file to my bank board who will instruct Flemmings Bank to Make the payment to you). Flemmings Private Bank will contact you informing that money has been willed to you. On verification, which will be the details I make available to them, they will instruct to make payments to you. You do not have to had known him. I know this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this. For all your troubles I propose that we split the money 40% to me and 60% to you. In the banking circle this happens every time. If we do not lay claim, the money will revert to the state of France. Nobody is getting hurt, I shall have everything done legally so you have nothing to worry about. This is a lifetime opportunity for us. I hold the KEY to these funds, and as a Chinese National we see so much cash and funds being re-assigned daily.
I await your response to proceed.

Thank you in anticipation.
Lee Valiant.

Estimados Señores:

Tengo el honor de presentarle un producto que se adapta plenamente a las necesidades de su empresa. Nuestro producto le permitirá llegar a nuevos clientes e incrementar de manera inmediata sus ventas.

Le presentamos una base de datos de empresas con los datos de contacto de sus dueños y directivos.

El catálogo incluye más de un millón de direcciones, y es uno de los mayores en el mercado español.

Contiene datos tales como: nombre de la empresa, domicilio social, datos de contacto del dueño, e-mail,teléfono, fax, página web, etc.

Puede empezar a usar el catálogo y promocionar sus productos inmediatamente.

El retorno de la inversión está garantizado.
¡Lo compra una vez y lo puede usar toda la vida!

*** Base de datos de empresas españolas 2020 - 1.549.800 registros. - 190 € - Sólo hasta el 30.10.2019

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Atentamente,
Carlos Martinez

Email;davidlambert@mail2world.com

Hello ,

My name is David Lambert. I am the director of information of Her Majesty Custom and Revenue, London United Kingdom. Our duty is to look into transactions and records of banks, securities companies and financial houses within Europe and Asia based on the directive of former British Prime Minister and United Nations Secretary.View the website for more information:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/5171222.stm. This is calling on all those who at a point in time had claims spanninng from contract, carried out to inheritance claims and other related matters to come forward as a new opportunity is been given for their claims and payment to be reviewed.
AS A MATTER OF URGENCY, get back to me with your full names and telephone number to my direct and above email address

Respectfully,
David Lambert

Estimados Señores:

Tengo el honor de presentarle un producto que se adapta plenamente a las necesidades de su empresa. Nuestro producto le permitirá llegar a nuevos clientes e incrementar de manera inmediata sus ventas.

Le presentamos una base de datos de empresas con los datos de contacto de sus dueños y directivos.

El catálogo incluye más de un millón de direcciones, y es uno de los mayores en el mercado español.

Contiene datos tales como: nombre de la empresa, domicilio social, datos de contacto del dueño, e-mail,teléfono, fax, página web, etc.

Puede empezar a usar el catálogo y promocionar sus productos inmediatamente.

El retorno de la inversión está garantizado.
¡Lo compra una vez y lo puede usar toda la vida!

*** Base de datos de empresas españolas 2020 - 1.549.800 registros. - 190 € - Sólo hasta el 23.10.2019

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Atentamente,
Carlos Martinez

Hi, dear user of blogger.com

We have installed one RAT software into you device
For this moment your email account is hacked too.
I know your password. I logged in to your account and wrote this letter to you from there.

Changed your password? You're doing great!
But my software recognizes every such action. I'm updating passwords!
I'm always one step ahead....

So... I have downloaded all confidential information from your system and I got some more evidence.
The most interesting moment that I have discovered are videos records where you masturbating.

I posted EternalBlue Exploit modification on porn site, and then you installed my malicious code (trojan) on your operation system.
When you clicked the button Play on porn video, at that moment my trojan was downloaded to your device.
After installation, your front camera shoots video every time you masturbate, in addition, the software is synchronized with the video you choose.

For the moment, the software has harvrested all your contact information from social networks and email addresses.
If you need to erase all of your collected data and videos, send me $790 in BTC (crypto currency).

This is my Bitcoin wallet: 158r99HsERpiBqWg3w2FCPHbUfkXG8Zxsd
You have 48 hours after reading this letter.

After your transaction I will erase all your data.
Otherwise, I will send a video with your sweepstakes to all your colleagues, friends and relatives!!!

P.S. I ask you not to reply to this email, this is impossible (the sender's address is your own address).

And henceforth be more careful!
Please visit only secure sites!
Bye,Bye...

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Message-Id: <20191015215911.EF14C508257C@host.guiadobitcon.com>
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 2019 23:59:11 +0200 (CEST)

Hello!

I have very bad news for you.
10/08/2019 - on this day I hacked your OS and got full access to your account axierruiz.desvariandoando@blogger.com
You can check it - I sent this message from your account.

So, you can change the password, yes.. But my malware intercepts it every time.

How I made it:
In the software of the router, through which you went online, was a vulnerability.
I just hacked this router and placed my malicious code on it.
When you went online, my trojan was installed on the OS of your device.

After that, I made a full dump of your disk (I have all your address book, history of viewing sites, all files, phone numbers and addresses of all your contacts).

A month ago, I wanted to lock your device and ask for a not big amount of btc to unlock.
But I looked at the sites that you regularly visit, and I was shocked by what I saw!!!
I'm talk you about sites for adults.

I want to say - you are a BIG pervert. Your fantasy is shifted far away from the normal course!

And I got an idea....
I made a screenshot of the adult sites where you have fun (do you understand what it is about, huh?).
After that, I made a screenshot of your joys (using the camera of your device) and glued them together.
Turned out amazing! You are so spectacular!

I'm know that you would not like to show these screenshots to your friends, relatives or colleagues.
I think $714 is a very, very small amount for my silence.
Besides, I have been spying on you for so long, having spent a lot of time!

Pay ONLY in Bitcoins!
My BTC wallet: 13gfSTuWEysH4Ubj3hpais71i6NHfGYJN8

You do not know how to use bitcoins?
Enter a query in any search engine: "how to replenish btc wallet".
It's extremely easy

For this payment I give you two days (48 hours).
As soon as this letter is opened, the timer will work.

After payment, my virus and dirty screenshots with your enjoys will be self-destruct automatically.
If I do not receive from you the specified amount, then your device will be locked, and all your contacts will receive a screenshots with your "enjoys".

I hope you understand your situation.
- Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data, files and screenshots is already uploaded to a remote server)
- Do not try to contact me (you yourself will see that this is impossible, I sent you an email from your account)
- Various security services will not help you; formatting a disk or destroying a device will not help, since your data is already on a remote server.

P.S. You are not my single victim. so, I guarantee you that I will not disturb you again after payment!
This is the word of honor hacker.

I also ask you to regularly update your antiviruses in the future. This way you will no longer fall into a similar situation.

Do not hold evil! I just do my job.


Good luck.

Respetado Srs :  




Con el presente, nos permitimos cursarle nuestra más cordial invitación para que asista al IX. CONGRESO:  RETOS DE LA LOGISTICA 2020, que se llevará a cabo en Bogotá el 15 de noviembre del 2019 en el hotel Hotel Dann (Avenida 15 # 103-60).


SOLICITE SIN COMPROMISO LA AGENDA COMPLETA AQUI

 
Este año nuestro evento tendrá como objetivo presentar a los participantes un enfoque diferencial de la logística y la gestión de cadenas de abastecimiento, a partir de los direccionadores del cambio en la próxima decada.
 
Por lo anterior, ponemos a su la agenda y el cupón de inscripción del evento:
 
En esta novena versión, contaremos con la participación de más de cien (100) empresarios entre los que se destacan, presidentes, directores del sector de la logística, comercio exterior, académicos y funcionarios del estado, quienes año tras año han asistido a nuestro importante evento.
 
Agrademos su muy importante colaboración a nuestra invitación y estamos atentados para aclarar las inquietudes que requieran.


SOLICITE SIN COMPROMISO LA AGENDA COMPLETA AQUI



 

Inversión Por Participante   $450.000

•  Asistir a la jornada académica
•  Refrigerios
•  Estación de café permanente
•  Presentaciones
•  Certificado de asistencia
•  Almuerzo